Dear Chris-Chan,

Dear Chris-Chan,

Get the F*ck off of the internet!  You're still totally oblivious to the fact that nobody gives a crap about Sonichu other then the fact that it provides them with lulz.  They are laughing AT you, not WITH you.  Nobody is a fan of Sonichu, they are a fan of the fail it provides.  They read it because its full of fail.  There is fail busting out of the seams in fact.  Just the thought of you actually believing its a legitimate comic provides lulz in of of itself.  Take out all of the unoriginal sh*t and you're left with a fat man-child thats the mayor of a crappy town where he is also on a quest to get laid.  It sounds like a cheesy MTV flick, just add Michael Cera.  Sonichu is just a yellow Sonic that you claim is also an electric hedgehog Pokemon.  That entire sentence of shit is copyrighted.  There is no originality what-so-ever in your stupid comic.  The first issue should have your fat ass on the cover pointing to Pikachu and demanding that Sonic RAPE to the F*cking extreme!  How else we gonna make a bastard child of two copyrighted characters?  Sonichu calls Chris his father though.  Guess like most things even a trip to a reality show and a paternity test wont change that for naive Chris.

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"Srsly?  Be safe kids, don't give out personal information, btw heres my name, address, social security number, phone number, blood type, and membership number to the NRA".  

Chris-Chan destroys his Playstation 3.

 Apparently Chris' Playstation 3 got a bug in the harddrive of his system which prompted him to call customer support.  They told him to reformat his harddrive which most tech savvy people know will destroy all of the data and resets the harddrive to the way it was when it was first purchased.  He posted a stupidass video saying that the trolls had won.  He could have started from scratch and only bought hardcopies of games he really wanted to play or at the very least sell the system on ebay to get some of the money back.  What did he decide to do?  Bash it with a brick, drive over it twice with a car, and actually try to turn it on (Srsly)....then he stabbed it rapidly with a pair of scissors as if it were as hard to destroy as a vampire or some kind of super zombie.  Its well confirmed by the trolls that Chris has spent anywhere between 3-5k on video games alone for it.  Your tax dollars at work considering he gets a check from the government.

Introduction

If you're unaware of who Chris-Chan is, take a time out and go read up on his hilarious antics at Encyclopedia Dramatica.  Just search for Chris-Chan or Christian Weston Chandler.  Either one will deliver you until a magical world of fail that even YOU couldn't hope to attain even if you tried.  One of the first issues I'll get out of the way are White Knights.  A White Knight is an internet super hero that comes to the aid of internet people in distress.  In Chris-Chan's case its grossly unwarranted, and you can learn from my testimony as to why its stupid.  When I first learned about Chris-Chan I initially had sympathy and compassion for him.  The more I learned about this beast, the more I learned it was futile.  Eventually, his disgusting personality got the better of my natural tendency to stick up for the "little" guy.  The last straw was when Chris made tons of bigoted statements about Aspergers (I have Aspergers).  Not just opinions, but filled with vehement and how Aspergers was somehow stealing the spotlight away from Autism.  Chris is of course an idiot because HFA and Aspergers are both high functioning Autism within the Autism Spectrum.  If you stick up for Chris you'll be ignored by him.  Chris is the kind of idiot that will only listen to trolls and even then only to a certain extent.  He doesn't know what constructive criticism is because the only ISMs he knows are RacISM and SexISM and a plethora of other bigoted beliefs.  People in the Autistic community generally hate him.  Even Hitler is more popular by comparison (Srsly).  There is no reason to feel sorry for him.  He continues to bait the trolls, he continues to post videos, he continuously does stupid shit that even the most casual none troll-like person gets a troll hard-on from.  By the way, the picture to the right is just that, a batshit crazy attempt to attract woman to himself.  Yes, he thinks this will attract woman, ...and yes he is wearing that in public!